Devoted to the dogs in my life-past, present and future. Those i meet with, interact with or simply watch go past...and the ideas that occur from that interaction; both about the animals, the humans with them or society in their light. Would love to include more points of view.
dog passes by-
upon main-hole
street dog passes by-
this is how the dogs go berserk at the sight of their 'country cousin'
whenever a dog such this...passes by my door
can u imagine the (shor) hell my dogs would be raising
for all of us?
look the two of them retrievers keeping a vigil at the gate..."hark who goes there?"
so now they have to come to that point of education in their lives
that they see that they dont own everything they lay their eyes on
and peace to me...
cast a cold eye upon the gate
upon the dog that barks
street dog pass by...
i am not sure that golden retrievers could be such guard dogs. but this one here is quite a one- in fact she instigates everyone else too. have a look in the other posts too.
waking up angry
Dogs and cats are better than kids
Remember: because they
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars fo r college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &Like to Complain About Our Pets:
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
pet rules...a brilliant and funny thing
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - preferably nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!!!